Tony Jaa
crazy martial artist from thailand.he practices in the ancient art of muay thai and his moves are quick, powerful and insane. his movies are quite lame, but the fight sequences are great.his best movies out so far is ong-bak and tom yum goong.
tony jaa will kick the sh-t outta jean claude van damme, that transporter guy and billy blanks.
born panom yeerum, tony jaa is a bone-breaking martial artist turned movie star hailing from surin, thailand. jaa studies in muay thai, a popular kick-boxing fighting style which strongly makes use of the knees and elbows (the hardest parts on your body). his popular films include ong-bak: muay thai warrior and tom-yum-goong (also called warrior king or the protector).
random #1: “look at all those people in that hotel lobby!”
random #2: “tony jaa will break all their bones.”
the most kick -ss martial arts fighter. ever. he could kick the sh-t out of chuck norris. his innocence just makes his justice-dealing even more bad-ss. basically, he’s a true g.
o my god!!! tony jaa just kneed that guy…in the face.
p.s. don’t let him do a flying squirrel into you, you’ll die a horrible death.
the only man who can challenge chuck norris to unarmed combat and possibly win.
i heard the tony jaa and chuck norris fight was so intense, it created a new planet.
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