Tonya
an awesome person that is very kind and friendly to anyone and everyone. will go out of their way to help you out even if it means they somehow get screwed over. bubbly and cheerful, this person will brighten your day and make you thankful you got out of bed just for the opportunity to experience the wonderfullness they bring to your life.
joe: hey, how’s your day been?
john: well, it really sucked…….til i saw tonya…….now i’m having the best day ever!!
the most amazing, beautiful being i have ever met. her eyes and smile light up the room and radiate warmth straight into your heart. she tries to be kind to everybody equally, even if you do not deserve her kindness. she is a hard worker, and takes on the world on her own. she doesn’t realize just how much she is worth, but this priceless woman deserves the world served to her on a platter. everybody in her life relies on her for a reason, cause she gets it done in every manner possible. she is superwoman or superman, which ever she prefers. her magnetic personality draws people to her, so beware of crazy stalkers tonya.
i have to find the perfect gift for tonya, she deserves it. after all look at everything she does for everybody else, including myself. i love her, she is the best.
the name for the best person on the world that you’d ever know. she’s fun to talk to, and she would be there for you in a heart beat. she is also the type of person you’d want to get to know and be best of friends with. she’s insanely awesome and amazing. you’d be glad you even got out of bed on a bad day because she’d make your day. she’ll always be the best person to go to, and you can trust her, most likely. she is spontaneous and exciting. it would be hard not to love this person.
jayce is so cool and fun to hangout with, but tonya is even more amazing. i love her.
tonie swain’s real name
tonie’s real name is actually tonya swain.
a person who is a gold digger. a liar and not faithful in a relationship or marriages.
dude whats wrong?
that girl done went and pulled a tonya on me with another man!
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