tonzi


a boring person to hang out with. a not so good-looking person but be careful he might be your kryptonite. it has the word ton in it , thus becoming your kryptonzinyte
careful bishes you might have been tonzified before you knew it.
the name for a person with a small package, usually uses the package to please big muscular guys. because hes a twig most guys like to take advantage of him- getting the name tonzi
tonzi’s gots a twig.

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