Too cool for facebook
someone who feels they are above everyone for not joining facebook or someone who is afraid their drunken debauchery will be caught by a college and ruin their life. can also be used to describe that one friend who hasn’t updated their facebook status in over a month to give the appearance of being “oh so busy and popular” despite facebook stalking random girls he requested daily.
nick: hey broski get a facebook so you can see all the chicks commenting on how hot you were in the football game
myer: my ego won’t let me get a facebook, its telling me i’m way too cool for it
nick: cool. -he’s too cool for facebook i wish my ego was that big-
people who think they are above joining facebook or believe they have better things to do that go on facebook.
mark: hey bill you the only one from from our graduaitng cl-ss without a facebook?
bill: i guess, i’m too cool for facebook
mark: whatever…loser
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