TOO DRUNK TO FUCK
too drunk to f-ck
originaly coined by jello biafra
1. so drunk you can’t lift your d-ck or even use it.
2. inability to grow your wood
this drunk d-ck is too drunk to f-ck again, where am i going to get my crack money now?
originating from a dead kennedy’s song. this occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to s-xually perform. see also tdtf.
“dude we’re almost on the second carton!”
“yeah i’m too drunk to f-ck!”
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