Too lazy to get fat
the predicament whereby the motivation to fetch that delicious chocolate snack is outweighed by your desire to remain where you are (likely to be on the computer or on the couch in front of the tv)
mark: “look at all the chocolate in this fridge, i can’t believe you’re not a fat-ss david”
david: “i couldn’t be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, i guess i’m just too lazy to get fat”
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