tooche


a combination of a douche and a tool. if you were looking at a venn diagram with one circle that represents tools and one circle that represents douches, these people would occupy that unfortunate intersection between the two.

the correct pr-nunciation rhymes with douche.
danny bonaduce is a tooche, and should be forever known hereafter as danny bonatooche.

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