toofus


teeth
“you gots to floss dem toofus if you ever wanna catch some -ss, boy.” – my dad, 1981 (good looking out, pops!)
2 more definitions
baby talk for when a baby gets its first tooth
my little toofus
a sweet boston terrier smile with bucked teeth.
“i love my toofus.”

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