Took Grandma to Applebee’s
taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking bbq sauce out of her nether regions.
i crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. went out the next night and totally “took grandma to applebee’s.”
bbq sauce doesn’t come out of bed sheets easily.
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