Took The Top Escalator
a phrase referring to the brief period between dying and being dead.
based on the belief that you p-ss on to a heavenly state.
mate 1: gran…gran…?
mate 2: dude. she took the top escalator.
mate 1:
mate 2: man what is that noise?!
mate 1: sorry. i was just humadruming.
mate 2: you’re sick dude – how can you be bored?!
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