tool bag
a loser jerk off that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone’s attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. they try too hard, get sm-ts with diseases, have diseases, and are used like tools
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an individual whose inept-tude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere “tool”…only a full “bag of tools” is sufficient to describe their personal defects.
“that doug….what a toolbag.”
a person who is more than a plain tool, or d-ck, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of d-cks.
“cameron is a toolbag”
a crossbreed between a tool and a douchebag. a toolbag would like the black eyed peas, like a tool would, and nickleback, like a douchebag would. they would also like kid rock, like both a tool and a douchebag would. toolbag can also refer to someone who is beyond being just a tool.
that guy is totally a toolbag. he looks just like he got back from a kid rock concert.
a person of utter uselessness.
completely and devestatingly devoid of purpose.
“art, your a total toolbag. i’m demoting you from bag boy to speed b-mp. you’ll be working in parking lot five from now on.”
a complete tool encomp-ssing all aspects of being a tool. the grandaddy of all tools. this person is a tool in any situation.
skyler and brad never missed an opportunity to be tools. at home, at the mall, at the park, and with all groups of friends. they are complete tool bags.
one who tries to be a hard -ss, but everyone else thinks is an idiot because of what he does.
“a guy that parks his not that sweet of a car on the towns main street car wash and hand washes or shammies it with his shirt off, b-mping his stereo system.”
“hey look at that guy washing his car with his shirt off, haha what a tool bag.”
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