tool duel

(n) when two obnoxious and tool-esque guys battle it out in reference to drinking, trash-talking, hooking up with girls, or other frat-like activities, in order to secure their t-tle as alpha-tool.
1. “did you see nathan do that keg stand for 45 seconds?”
2. “yea, but kev-o did one for 47 seconds while that hot blonde was watching.”
1. looks like kev-o won the tool duel.

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