Tool Gloat
in woodworker’s terminology: to gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. to put “gloat” in your thread t-tle, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.
“this is my first tool gloat” (the poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)
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