tool monster
a person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. they are so ridiculous its monstorous. its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. you almost feel sorry for them.
jake needs to stop trying so hard. he doesnt even like pabst. hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.
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