tool nazi
a guy who won’t let you borrow a tool for a few hours even though he has like three of the tool you need.
“hey bro can i borrow your drill to make two pilot holes to install my new b-mper?”
“nah brah you should go buy your own drill, they’re only $50.”
“i live in an apartment and don’t have a big garage to keep a bunch of tools in, you f-cking tool n-z-…”
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