Tool Syndrome

tool syndrome is a offset of crackeritis. when crackeritis is at its end, there are three things that may happen

1. you may get shot in a drive-by by a group of real black people
2. crackeritis p-sses and you are fine(most common)
3. you undergo tool syndrome
tool syndrome includes being used, being stupid and douchey and will eventually end in your depression an then suicide
guy 1: justin bieber’s crackeritis is cured
guy 2: finally no more gay music
guy 1: you didn’t let me finish he now has tool syndrome
guy 2: g-d d-mn it

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