tool warehouse
the highest order of tools. one who has achieved this disgraceful plateau has lost the respect of all of his peers and probably has lost most of his friends too. his chances of getting laid on a regular basis are next to zero.
an example of a toolwarehouse would be a balding, middle-aged grocery store manager who has lost all sense of reality.
paul seriously said that to you? man that guy’s not just a toolshed he’s a whole freakin’ toolwarehouse.
the god of all tools.
wow, when jon burgess calls himself lil jon and does the morning announcements, it is only proof of him being a tool warehouse/
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