toolbaggin’
a guy, specifically one in middle school or ages 12-15, who wears baggy shorts, a backwards baseball hat, and acts like he wants to have s-x with every girl he meets, and is a douche to everyone else.
“dude, look at that guy wearing those shorts and hat.”
“yeah man, he’s toolbaggin’.”
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