a person who subst-tutes poo as lubrication for v-g-n-l intercourse.
i’ve ran out of ky jelly, but it’s ok, because i’m an occasional toriweaver.
- Soviet Helmet
a currently unknown s-x move involving alien sp-ce crabs. i’d totally pull a soviet helmet on amber heard
- Eye Popper
the sensation when real strong white stuff is snorted. after snorting, he said, “man that’s some real strong white stuff, a real eye popper.”
- Friend Grenade
when your mate is working his charms on a rather attractive l-ss but her fat friend is making things awkward. you must jump on the friend grenade, thus allowing your man to get his nut. guy 1: dude friend grenade me, she’s cramping my style guy 2: (shudders) ok man but you owe me for […]
mo f-cker who’s in charge boss: “i’ll be gone next week” worker: -shrugs- boss: “you’ll be the mofwic” worker: -nods-
- turd rangler
one who rangles t-rd. a dog poo picker upper. a newly famous cartoon i need to hire a new t-rd rangler, my backyard is very messy. i love t-rd rangler