toolbaginism
the act of being a complete r-t-rd as if you went to college and studied toolbagery. the guy in every bar who is “that guy” who thinks he can top evey story known to man. most of the time, subjects are money grubbing trustfund babies. the art of being the ultimate toolbag. having the trifecta in c-ckblocking, stumbeling, and inapropriate mouth.
“that douche has a degree in toolbaginism.”
friend 1: d-mn dude, that girl over there is a dime piece.
friend 2: yea bro you ain’t kidding.
toolbag (loudly) : yea man i would suck a fart out of her -ss and hold it like a bong hit…….watch me work.
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