Toolbox extraordinaire
worse than a tool, even worse than a toolbox. the highest capacity of being a tool.
coined on jake and amir
jake: amir, leave my brother alone, you don’t even know him.
amir: maybe you should stop being such a toolbox extraordinaire!
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