Toolcan
a person who is a huge tool and has a big nose, like a toucan.
1: “who’s that f-ggot with the huge nose?”
2: “oh, that’s just toolcan, he can’t help it.”
a complete tool. on the levels on toolness, becoming a ‘tool can’ is the ultimate highest. if this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.
a. that person was a complete tool can.
b. yeah, we should call them tool can tan.
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