toolcrib


toolcrib is a newer word used to describe a place of employment. a tool crib usually is full of tools or douches. the usage is only recognized appropriate by the user of the word and can be used freely as it is suspected derogatory, but not easily proven resulting in human resources involvement.
“i would go to the beach today but i have to go down to the toolcrib and lock up the joint.”
‘olthuggie’
(go into work and make sure nothing is f’d up)

“yeah, heather i will meet you later after the toolcrib fiasco.”
‘olthuggie’
(getting off work)

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