toolessness
the state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. a curable infliction of unmeasurable alt-tudes. can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.
one suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. side effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appet-te, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succ-mbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.
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