Tooley O’ Douche
tooley o’ douche; n;
tool-e oh-d–sh
a tooley o’ douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. n-body wants to be around a tooley o’ douche. this tooley o’ douche usually is in denial about being his tooley o’ douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. it doesn’t work.
dom: “man that guy matt is such a d-ck”
austin: “oh, i know he’s a real tooley o’ douche”
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