TOOLism


someone or somthing that believes that tool has the most powerfull and moving music. also they follow the ways of maynard james keenan in believing that “…music isn’t all about the lyrics but also about the music itself, otherwise people would be selling out with spoken word tours. the music carries the emotion, the lyrics help define where that emotion is going”-mjk.
he is so obsessed with tool, he might as well consider himself part of that toolism
the act of being a tool, or a douche bag/c-ck master 7000 type person.
“dennis stop being a c-ck b-lls, ur practicing tool-ism rite now!”
people who look/act like a tool. therefore it is considered ‘toolism’.
a couple decked out in ed hardy and true religion.
a b-tch that is no longer your friend.
these are examples of toolism.
the attribute or quality of being a tool of society; an extreme follower and believer in america’s flawed systematic government
toolism is generally tied with hypocracy.

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