tooltacker
one who pleasures themselves furiously
a person who happily attacks his own tool.
“why didn’t stu show up for the chelmsford angling society’s annual meeting last night?”
“i heard he tugged his lovepipe so hard whilst d-gg-ng by the lakes, that he had to call an ambulance. what a tooltacker!”
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