Tooly McTooligan


a phrase to imply that someone is a serious tool (insult), or that done something really toolish.
rosie: wtf? why the h-ll did you feel the need to buy the avenged sevenfold t-shirt that i was saving up for!? there were loads of different types that you could have gotten!

emily: to p-ss you off.

rosie: well i guess that makes you a tooly mctooligan…

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