Traffic Tampon


a driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.
we were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.

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