Toonces’ Muff
greatest cover band ever to think about rocking your world! named after the world famous toonces the driving cat skit from snl, toonces’ m-ff harnesses all the power of the driving cat’s v-g-n-!
toonces’ m-ff also goes by tm-ff for short.
“i’ll be sure to wear 2 panties to the toonces’ m-ff show tonight since the first pair is going to be soaked!”
“i sure hope toonces’ m-ff will play my wedding, i really want my marriage to mean something!”
“i bet the canaanites wouldn’t have sacrificed virgins every year in order to keep the nearby lake from flooding the city if tm-ff was around to rock their world.”
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