something that kills the conversation because of its randomness or weirdness. usually said after the awkward comment was used with “that was” before it. also a certain expression is amde with the face of the person saying tooner by opening his/her eyes as wide as possible and lifting eyebrows. many times a person doesn’t even have to say tooner and will only say “that was” and imply it.
person 1: i’m gona wear my super tight shirt so that everyone will think i’m buff.

person 2:that was tooner/ you are tooner/ that was!
a p-n-s
that’s a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.
a p-n-s
that’s a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.
martini, plain and simple…preferably with vodka.
i had several tooners before heading over to meet the ol’ lady for dinner.

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