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• thrombocyte

  another term for a platelet; lacks a nucleus in mammals; megakaryocyte segment. thrombocytes will form scabs on a wound.

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  when you don’t have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth. ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. he only had time for a toothpaste shower.

• Top Gun Sequel

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• tootie fruity

  a booty call for losers that don’t get any. wanna get our tootie fruity on sugar? i want to give her a tootie fruity like no other. tootie fruity means that you have something in multiple different colors, like fruity pebbles. “man, what gucci you gonna be wearin tonight?” “man it dont matter my gucci […]

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