when you don’t have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.
ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. he only had time for a toothpaste shower.
- Top Gun Sequel
a t-rd, a piece of sh-t. so named because even though no such sequel exists, there is no possible way to make this film without said film being a piece of sh-t. “hold on a minute, i’m working on a top gun sequel”
- tootie fruity
a booty call for losers that don’t get any. wanna get our tootie fruity on sugar? i want to give her a tootie fruity like no other. tootie fruity means that you have something in multiple different colors, like fruity pebbles. “man, what gucci you gonna be wearin tonight?” “man it dont matter my gucci […]
- To Play Ludo
having intercourse after 11 pm pst (pakistan standard time). it usually involves husband and wife but can have upto 4 players. to play ludo, hamara520 asks her hubby every night and watches hentai
the scariest booter in australia oh my god is that topleaf, let’s dashboard it.
- to pull a Jordan
to complete a difficult task while being ill, like michael jordan during “the flu game” in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis). “man, i had to make that presentation, and i came down with the flu, so i had to talk with running nose, but i managed to pull a jordan!”