toot and boot


when someone fart’s silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what’s happened.
emma: i was in target with a group of people and all of the sudden kyle says goodbye and leaves. a few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. i know kyle toot-and-booted it.

sarah: he did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!
a one night stand. to have s-x and them kick them out.
john: did you take that girl home with you last night?
dave: yeah i wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.

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