Tooth Paste Leech


a person who brings a tooth brush places but does not bring tooth paste, expecting others to lend them some… they will never contribute any tooth paste unless you stay at their house
person 1: i’m gonna brush my teeth before i go to sleep
person 2: k
person 1: yea, but i forgot my tooth paste. can i use some of yours?
person 2: sure… -under breath- tooth paste leech….

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