tooth penis


a toothbrush holder in the shape of a p-n-s. it makes a great gift for any number of occasions, to be given to your elders, or to your girlfriends dad, as a sign of respect.
johnny: now, that i’m dating your daughter, suzie, i’d like to make my intentions clear, and i bought you this gift, a sign of my respect, sir.
suzie’s dad: a tooth p-n-s! get out you little freak!

(okay, so things didn’t really work out for johnny. maybe suzie’s dad just didn’t like to look of him. but it still might work for you.)

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