Toothbag


an uptight, self-confident douchebag who wears a silly little headphone in his ear to show everyone that he’s too important to use his hands while calling.
you know the type. bluetooth motherf-ckers.
it sounds like they’re talking to you every time you walk by. so you turn, start talking, and then look like an -sshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
f-ck these guys.

(or girls…)
“dude, look at that toothbag over there. wearing crocs… buying starbucks… talking to the f-cking wallll! f-ck that guy!”
a person who constantly talks on their bluetooth headset in public. thus, annoying anyone within hearing distance.
i really wish someone would have hit that tooth bag.

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