Toothbrush Jamming
when a person’s brushing their teeth and gets bored so he tries to make music out of the beats and rhythm of the brush noises .
mom : eldridge did you brush your teeth ?
eldridge : yeah mom couldn’t you hear me toothbrush jamming ?
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