toothpaste cunt
this is what you call someone:
1: when their mouth looks like a v-g-n-.
2: when their v-g-n- is minty fresh.
3: when their v-g-n- is infected and releases a toothpaste like discharge.
4: when their v-g-n- has teeth.
it is mostly used by insane women who hang out around 7/11s and scream at icecream as it sits in the freezer.
melissa is a toothpaste c-nt!
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