Toothpaste Mutiny
what happens when you’ve just placed toothpaste on your toothbrush, you get distracted by something in another room, and it falls off into the sink.
i had just put the paste on my brush when my roommate grabbed my attention, and right before he finished speaking, i heard a splat. the toothpaste i had just put on my brush had decided it didn’t want to go in my mouth, so it committed toothpaste mutiny.
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