toothpasting

the act of rubbing toothpaste on your nipples in order to get high
john: hey man wanna smoke some weed?

tim: nah i got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??

john: no dude wtf is that

tim: it’s f-cknig awesome
when you put toothpaste on your nipples and it makes you high

also known as “pasting”
john and i were toothpasting when my parents weren’t home and he almost p-ssed out
toothpasting or just pasting is the act of rubbing toothpaste on the nipples to get high. the chemical that causes the high is still unknown.
harry spent most of today toothpasting.
the act of applying toothpaste containing tio2 (t-tanium dioxide) to the nipples or genitals, for a unique “high” effect. causes severe sp-cial distortion, loss of balance, hallucinations, etc.
“hey, ever tried toothpasting?”
“dude, me and mike tried pasting last night, it blew my mind”
toothpasting is a fad similar to huffing paint – a poorf-g’s way of getting high. it involves increasing the permeability of the skin on your nipples (either by rubbing them with an abrasive, or alcohol, a paint thinner, or nail polish remover), and then covering your nipples in toothpaste. a chemical from the toothpaste then absorbs through your skin and enters the bloodstream, getting you high.

it also works if taken as an -n-l suppository, but a tingly minty -ss isn’t as fun as tingly nipples.
dude, i finally found a good way of getting into sarah’s shirt – i just told her i’d help her try toothpasting. i just rubbed her t-ts with mouthwash and then ten minutes of colgate later we were zoning out.
the act of rubbing your nipples with toothpaste to get high.
toothpasting is cheaper than smoking weed.
rubbing toothpaste on your nipples. a new way to get high, teenagers everywhere are starting to do this and it is growing popularity. parents and staffs at high schools are growing awareness to this issue as it is a very easy to come by and anybody could be doing it.
guy 1: “man, we should toothpaste later i just bought some from the store”

guy 2: “yeah! my parents never suspected anything when i bought 4 packs of toothpaste yesterday, toothpasting is so fun man, this is gonna be awesome!!”