toothy starfish
an -sshole so full of hemorrhoids and/or -n-l warts that when you insert your p-n-s into it, you feel more like you’re receiving a toothy blow.
“tom, why does your d-ck look like it went through a meet grinder?”
“because i took the dirt path and to my horror she had a f-cking toothy starfish!”
“sh-t. rest in peace tom’s d-ck. rest in peace.”
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