tootmosphere
tootmosphere: (noun)
the unseen hanging cloud of flatulence that unfortunate souls venture into and as a result respond violently as the perpetrator hangs back and giggles uncontrollably at their misfortune.
“watch this! here comes the boss down the hall … he’s about to walk right into my tootmosphere.”
(credit to charlie hodge, austin, texas)
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