tootsie hook
a synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your s-xual partner in the -ss with one’s pinky. a distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight -ssholes.
“that -ss is so tight, i just wanna give it the tootsie hook.”
“before i -n-lly penetrate, i like to start off with a really good tootsie hook.”
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