tootstain
a tootstain is a stain that leaves a wet, yet soft p–p stain in the underwear, caused by a quiet fart.
not to be confused with fartstain.
jane doe: “fffffff”
john doe: “what the h-ll was that, honey?”
jane doe: “i believe i just tooted!”
john doe: “that sounded wet.”
jane doe: “oh d-mnit, it looks like i gave myself a tootstain.”
Read Also:
- tootzoid
my main squeeze female the ultimate female, s-xual, hot, major lewdsteress, turns everyones head, now dat’s a tootzoid. my tootzoid is a hottie, plus. hey, go sniff after your own tootzoid, she’s mine.
- topologist
someone who gives good oral s-x a woman or man who gives good head or top is a topologist
- top riding
when a woman on top rides the slick w-lly as though the man beneath her is a horse. i sure do enjoy a good top riding.
- To Pull a Lovie
to succeed despite idiocy. lovie smith is the worst coach ever the bears managed to pull a lovie when they won on september 27, 2010 despite lovie’s horrible play calling
- There's the nipple
to find something you had been looking for in a sudden and unexpected manner. guy1: where the f-ck are my parents? guy2: i think they were in the kitchen guy1: oh f-ck they’re both dead! guy2: there’s the nipple!