top bird


one who has achieved a high level of excellence
dang, that broad can sell… she’s a top bird.
derived from the acronym t.p.b.i.r.d. which stands for “that poor boy is real dumb.” a term typically reserved for the least intelligent individuals on the planet or those born after 1980.
“hey did you see that interview with with plaxico burress, he sure is topbird.”

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