top bollocks


b–bs. the female equivalent of t-st-cl-s, except with a different purpose and higher.
michael: check out the blonde, nice set of top b-ll-cks.
used as another name for a females br–sts
“she has lovly top b-ll-cks”
t-ts, basically
nice top-b-ll-cks, jordan
something, or someone that is the best in their company or position
shopper: i’m not satisfied with this service, where’s the top b-ll-cks at?
-ssistant: sorry sir, the manager is in his office, i’ll go and get him

drinker: what a good beer this is, it is really the top b-ll-cks
barman: thanks a lot, hope you enjoy it

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