top bunk


(verb)- to hook up with a person in the top bunk of a bunk bed. can be modified into a double-bunk if there is another couple hooking up on the bottom bunk.

typically occurs in a college dorm setting.

can be abbreviated “tb”
did you hear? mark top-bunked that girl he was dancing with at the party last night!

no way! please tell me.. was steve was there too?

yep. it was a cl-ssic double-bunk.
finally past sobriety and into the world of drunks.

inebriated

it is usually used while chilling in a dorm room or other small abode where there are bunk beds
wow that girl is really top bunk; brianne is so top bunk
fingering your own b-tthole
person 1: “yo, you here about that kid who top bunked it at ski camp?”
person 2 “yeah man, that is just gross! i hope he washed his hand after”

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