Top Deck Trick
the cunning ploy of buying the cheapest fare on the bus and sitting right at the back of upper deck in hope the driver wont see you riding 3 or more stages past where you should have got off. often failing causing the driver to throw you off. this is often done by teenagers and p-ssed up n-bheads coming home from the pub with on 70p left in the pocket.
” aww f-ckin ell dave its miles home and i`m br-ssic” “its allreet kev we`ll do the top deck trick” bang on dave!
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