top end

the maximum speed of a vehicle
that car will do 150mph at the top end
the northern (top) part of australia’s northern territory. roughly that part which is north of lat-tude 18 degrees south.
i’m a ringer from the top end
someone who is completely unaware of their stupidity, and also has similar meanings to words such as idiot, prat and fool.
person 1 “you see that guy over there?”
person 2 “yeah”
person 1 “he’s a complete topend, can you see what he’s trying to do.”
during or after s-xual intercourse, while your “partner” is in the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position you unceremoniously back hand them to the bedroom floor or parking lot, depending on where the coitus is occuring.

second definition:
while having s-x in a plane or on top of a high cliff vigorous thrusting causes your partner to go -ss over tea kettle.

topended:
becca was glad she had gone for the gold health plan at work. getting “topended” into a moped will surely require st-tches’.

topending:
marsha was only a flight attendant and wasn’t suppose to jump with the other skydivers. however, “topending” is what she received from a randy instructor. thankfully her fall to earth was short and filled with -rg-sms.

topend:
not being one to consider the needs of others, bob would often “topend” his partner as soon as he busted a nut.